Five Things I Think I Know, Week 16 Edition Options

[Vandilay Industr...]

Here's the early edition...

1) I think that the Titans deserved to win that game in pretty much every facet. You can't turn the ball over four times while in scoring position and expect to win. They were able to turn Good Ben into Bad Ben enough times. Congrats on home field advantage.

2) I think that LenWhale White should remember what happened to Douchemandzadeh after he used the Terrible Towel to shine his shoe in the regular season. If any player, to steal a H2H phrase, is more of a "fat faggot," I don't know who it is. I do hope that the Steelers get another chance at that loud-mouthed, chick-looking, overrated piece of shit.

3) I think that all four division winners that play on Wild Card weekend will likely lose. Arizona might be the worst division winner I've ever seen, whomever comes out of the AFCE can easily be toppled, as can the Donks and the NFCN winners.

4) I think that Bruce Arians needs to be fired and now I don't even care if it's in the offseason or not. I'll continue to mention it every week until it happens.

5) Saved for Sunday or Monday night.

Five away...

[WhyNotDeviate]

1) If Peyton Manning can get a free pass for his first half the year and win MVP, then Ed Reed should get the same and win DPOY.

2) The Titans just clowned the Steelers, while missing two of their best defensive players. The Titans are the best team in football. And I'd take their defense too.

3) John Harbaugh should get coach of the year if he manages to move his team deep into the playoffs.

4) The Cowboys are done. And their defense is vastly overrated. Very poor tackling by Newman and Henry as well.

5) Peyton Manning is the MVP.

[Philly Pride]

1. The Patriots may very well represent the AFC once again in the Superbowl.

2. The Broncos and Cardinals are downright terrible and both are a result of playing in terrible divisions. Whoever they play 1st round will knock the stuffing out of them.

3. The Cowboys are frauds, and they're done.

4. Tampa Bay lost so the Eagles control their own destiny. If they can't win their last two games they don't deserve the playoffs personally.

5. Reserved for PHI/WAS game.

[Vandilay Industr...]

1. The Patriots may very well represent the AFC once again in the Superbowl.

Care to share what this little gem is based on? A beatdown of what you yourself described as the "hapless Cards?"

Or maybe it's their narrow escapes against the juggernauts like KC, SF, ST Louis, and Seattle?

Or perhaps it was the character-building ass raping they took at the hands of the Dolphins, Steelers, and Chargers?

Or maybe it's that as of right now, they don't control their own destiny to even get into the playoffs and must hope that the Ravens lose to the Jags?

[Philly Pride]

Care to share what this little gem is based on? A beatdown of what you yourself described as the "hapless Cards?"

Or maybe it's their narrow escapes against the juggernauts like KC, SF, ST Louis, and Seattle?

Or perhaps it was the character-building ass raping they took at the hands of the Dolphins, Steelers, and Chargers?

Or maybe it's that as of right now, they don't control their own destiny to even get into the playoffs and must hope that the Ravens lose to the Jags?

Or maybe STFU just because it's not the Steelers?

[Vandilay Industr...]

Or maybe STFU just because it's not the Steelers?

You've been quite the antagonist lately so I figured I'd lump you up a bit on that one, but seriously... what makes you think the Patsterisks may represent the AFC in the SB? I can't think of one good reason and they have a very remote chance of even making the playoffs at this point.

[doodybritches]

1) If Peyton Manning can get a free pass for his first half the year and win MVP, then Ed Reed should get the same and win DPOY.

2) The Titans just clowned the Steelers, while missing two of their best defensive players. The Titans are the best team in football. And I'd take their defense too.

3) John Harbaugh should get coach of the year if he manages to move his team deep into the playoffs.

4) The Cowboys are done. And their defense is vastly overrated. Very poor tackling by Newman and Henry as well.

5) Peyton Manning is the MVP.

You're not the only one

[metal_militia]

1. Peyton Manning is without question the MVP of the league. Kurt Warner has fallen off the face of the planet in this race.

2. Hopefully the Colts will have alot of healthy bodies for the playoffs. They are going to need all the help they can get. That and find a running game

3. The Dolphins will win the AFC East. Its remarkable how they turned a 1-15 season to potentially going to the PO's

4. What on earth has happened to the Tampa D lately? One more loss and they are gone from the PO's

5. I now think the Eagles (baring they win the game they are playing right now) will clinch the last wild card spot next week.

[Philly Pride]

1. Peyton Manning is without question the MVP of the league.

Without question?!?!?!?

I mean yeah, I'd agree he's the favorite, but you could certainly argue Adrian Peterson or even Eli Manning or one of the defensive guys like Harrison or Ware.

[GFColtus]

Without question?!?!?!?

I mean yeah, I'd agree he's the favorite, but you could certainly argue Adrian Peterson or even Eli Manning or one of the defensive guys like Harrison or Ware.

I agree with that. I truly think PM is the MVP and will get the award, but it will be closer this year than other years because he hasn't put up otherworldly stats. AP is still in the picture as well as a couple others. But, after the games this week, I think Peyton probably will get it.

[metal_militia]

Without question?!?!?!?

I mean yeah, I'd agree he's the favorite, but you could certainly argue Adrian Peterson or even Eli Manning or one of the defensive guys like Harrison or Ware.

Yup. I dont think any of these guys can do what Peyton did on thursday to lead a team back down 14 with no running game or defensive help until the very end.

[Cats]

Yup. I dont think any of these guys can do what Peyton did on thursday to lead a team back down 14 with no running game or defensive help until the very end.

well, I don't think these two guys deserve the MVP but Warner and Brees could do that.

[GFColtus]

1. I think I am more nervous about the Colts facing a good offense in the playoffs vs. a good defense. What I mean is that Denver/SD scare me a little because they can put up a shitload of points. I think that Peyton is playing so well right now that he can put up some points against any good defense but I am worried about the Colts defense stopping anybody.

2. I can't believe that it is possible that the Colts could be 12-4 and have to play an away game at an 8-8 team's place. I am not sure division winners should automatically host a game.

3. I think Romo is very overrated. That was a fun game to watch.

4. I think Atlanta is going to represent the NFC in the Superbowl.

5. Saved for later.

[metal_militia]

1. I think I am more nervous about the Colts facing a good offense in the playoffs vs. a good defense. What I mean is that Denver/SD scare me a little because they can put up a shitload of points. I think that Peyton is playing so well right now that he can put up some points against any good defense but I am worried about the Colts defense stopping anybody.

100% agree with you there. Peyton may be playing lights out, but we wont go anywhere with the way the defense is playing.

[Philly Pride]

1. I think I am more nervous about the Colts facing a good offense in the playoffs vs. a good defense. What I mean is that Denver/SD scare me a little because they can put up a shitload of points. I think that Peyton is playing so well right now that he can put up some points against any good defense but I am worried about the Colts defense stopping anybody.

2. I can't believe that it is possible that the Colts could be 12-4 and have to play an away game at an 8-8 team's place. I am not sure division winners should automatically host a game.

3. I think Romo is very overrated. That was a fun game to watch.

4. I think Atlanta is going to represent the NFC in the Superbowl.

5. Saved for later.

I was just discussing this with my dad earlier today. It's BS that a team like the Colts or Ravens have to play the lowly Broncos at Denver, or the Bucs, Cowboys, or Eagles play the lowly Cardinals at Arizona.